League Game 3, 25 August 2023
Lard's weekly results roundup.
| Forecasts Scores | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Olivia | 7 | 8 | Pete |
| Lard | 5 | 7 | The Clam |
| James | 8 | 7 | Toey |
| Archie | 4 | 4 | Romule |
| Louisa | 7 | 11 | Siân |
| Paul | 6 | 5 | Big Jon |
| Shelley | 8 | 12 | Tom |
| Simon | 9 | 7 | Jamie |
| Spinal | 6 | 7 | Ian |
| £ | Team | P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | CS | Pts | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 100 | 0 1 | Ian | 34 | 22 | 2 | 10 | 254 | 199 | 55 | 36 | 68 |
| 30 | 0 2 | Romule | 34 | 20 | 5 | 9 | 214 | 170 | 44 | 27 | 65 |
| 0 3 | Paul | 34 | 20 | 4 | 10 | 218 | 177 | 41 | 26 | 64 | |
| 0 4 | Pete | 34 | 19 | 6 | 9 | 230 | 178 | 52 | 25 | 63 | |
| 0 5 | Toey | 34 | 19 | 2 | 13 | 220 | 183 | 37 | 34 | 59 | |
| 0 6 | James | 34 | 18 | 3 | 13 | 226 | 193 | 33 | 35 | 57 | |
| 0 7 | Spinal | 34 | 18 | 2 | 14 | 236 | 176 | 60 | 30 | 56 | |
| 0 8 | Lard | 34 | 18 | 2 | 14 | 232 | 191 | 41 | 26 | 56 | |
| -1 9 | Tom | 34 | 16 | 6 | 12 | 210 | 193 | 17 | 34 | 54 | |
| 1 10 | Big Jon | 34 | 15 | 7 | 12 | 218 | 194 | 24 | 21 | 52 | |
| 0 11 | Shelley | 34 | 15 | 7 | 12 | 173 | 192 | -19 | 22 | 52 | |
| 0 12 | Jamie | 34 | 16 | 2 | 16 | 190 | 175 | 15 | 23 | 50 | |
| 0 13 | The Clam | 34 | 14 | 3 | 17 | 188 | 191 | -3 | 20 | 45 | |
| 0 14 | Louisa | 34 | 15 | 0 | 19 | 183 | 191 | -8 | 21 | 45 | |
| 0 15 | Olivia | 34 | 10 | 6 | 18 | 169 | 188 | -19 | 19 | 36 | |
| 0 16 | Siân | 34 | 8 | 6 | 20 | 120 | 196 | -76 | 14 | 30 | |
| 0 17 | Simon | 34 | 5 | 5 | 24 | 68 | 198 | -130 | 7 | 20 | |
| 0 18 | Archie | 34 | 2 | 4 | 28 | 42 | 207 | -165 | 3 | 10 |
The Back Pages
This week's results inspired the following headlines.
Manager of the month
Toey named manager of the month for August.
Lard find it hard to settle into the pace of the league
Lard's team drop like a stone.
The hand of god
Pete win their clash with Olivia by one point.
Toey collapses under pressure
Toey led on Saturday night, but went on to lose.
Big Jon find it hard to settle into the pace of the league
Big Jon's team drop like a stone.
Big Jon collapses under pressure
Big Jon led on Saturday night, but went on to lose.
There are no easy games in Lard's Forecasts
Big Jon lose to bottom three side, Paul.
Jamie find it hard to settle into the pace of the league
Jamie's team drop like a stone.
The hand of god
Ian win their clash with Spinal by one point.
Spinal find it hard to settle into the pace of the league
Spinal's team drop like a stone.
Simon sets out his stall
Simon beat Jamie for their first win of the season.
There are no easy games in Lard's Forecasts
Shelley lose to bottom three side, Tom.
Shelley - The nearly woman
Shelley are the highest scoring losers of the week.
The curse of the bogey team
Shelley lose for a second time against Tom.
The hand of god
Paul win their clash with Big Jon by one point.
Louisa loses the dressing room
Louisa lose third consecutive match.
Take that Mond!
James beats Mond.
The hand of god
James win their clash with Toey by one point.
Olivia find it hard to settle into the pace of the league
Olivia's team drop like a stone.
Olivia collapses under pressure
Olivia led on Saturday night, but went on to lose.