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League Game 3, 25 August 2023

Lard's weekly results roundup.

Lard, looking smooth, presenting the results
Forecasts Scores

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£ Team P W D L F A GD CS Pts
100 0 1 Ian 34 22 2 10 254 199 55 36 68
30 0 2 Romule 34 20 5 9 214 170 44 27 65
0 3 Paul 34 20 4 10 218 177 41 26 64
0 4 Pete 34 19 6 9 230 178 52 25 63
0 5 Toey 34 19 2 13 220 183 37 34 59
0 6 James 34 18 3 13 226 193 33 35 57
0 7 Spinal 34 18 2 14 236 176 60 30 56
0 8 Lard 34 18 2 14 232 191 41 26 56
-1 9 Tom 34 16 6 12 210 193 17 34 54
1 10 Big Jon 34 15 7 12 218 194 24 21 52
0 11 Shelley 34 15 7 12 173 192 -19 22 52
0 12 Jamie 34 16 2 16 190 175 15 23 50
0 13 The Clam 34 14 3 17 188 191 -3 20 45
0 14 Louisa 34 15 0 19 183 191 -8 21 45
0 15 Olivia 34 10 6 18 169 188 -19 19 36
0 16 Siân 34 8 6 20 120 196 -76 14 30
0 17 Simon 34 5 5 24 68 198 -130 7 20
0 18 Archie 34 2 4 28 42 207 -165 3 10

The Back Pages

This week's results inspired the following headlines.

Manager of the month

Toey named manager of the month for August.

Lard find it hard to settle into the pace of the league

Lard's team drop like a stone.

The hand of god

Pete win their clash with Olivia by one point.

Toey collapses under pressure

Toey led on Saturday night, but went on to lose.

Big Jon find it hard to settle into the pace of the league

Big Jon's team drop like a stone.

Big Jon collapses under pressure

Big Jon led on Saturday night, but went on to lose.

There are no easy games in Lard's Forecasts

Big Jon lose to bottom three side, Paul.

Jamie find it hard to settle into the pace of the league

Jamie's team drop like a stone.

The hand of god

Ian win their clash with Spinal by one point.

Spinal find it hard to settle into the pace of the league

Spinal's team drop like a stone.

Simon sets out his stall

Simon beat Jamie for their first win of the season.

There are no easy games in Lard's Forecasts

Shelley lose to bottom three side, Tom.

Shelley - The nearly woman

Shelley are the highest scoring losers of the week.

The curse of the bogey team

Shelley lose for a second time against Tom.

The hand of god

Paul win their clash with Big Jon by one point.

Louisa loses the dressing room

Louisa lose third consecutive match.

Take that Mond!

James beats Mond.

The hand of god

James win their clash with Toey by one point.

Olivia find it hard to settle into the pace of the league

Olivia's team drop like a stone.

Olivia collapses under pressure

Olivia led on Saturday night, but went on to lose.

Lard's Roundup

Tom scored the most with 12 points.